Chase and I have a 7 month old retriever named Cooper. He is the funniest, sweetest, stinkiest dog ever. There hasn't been a dull moment since last September when I brought him home. I thought I could use this first blog to introduce him and provide a basic dictonary of "Cooper- isms".
About our little family:
We live in a small neighborhood in North Oklahoma City. The family is composed of me, Chase (fiance), Riley Berlin (mini daschund age 4) and Cooper (Golden Retriever age 7 months). We consider the pups our furry children and they pretty much rule the roost as long as they aren't tearing anything up or littering the house with bodily fluids (drool excluded). Cooper and Riley have a love-hate relationship, she would love to love him, but he is big and clumsy, so it is hard for her sometimes. He, on the other hand, loves her unconditionally. Riley is about 9 pounds, cuddly, protective and cute as a bug. Cooper is 60 pounds of hair, drool, paws and pure energy. Cooper is under the impression that he is also a 9 pound lap dog and is genuinely offended when you try to treat him otherwise.
Here are a few terms that may help with future posts:
"Cooping around" v. - Any kind of activity that may be rambunctious, mindless, smell bad, involve something squeeky, or involve excessive amounts of energy.
Example: Chase and I were trying to sleep in this weekend, but it was hard to do with all of the Cooping around that was going on.
Cooper n. - Something that is loud, clumsy, over excited, hairy, blissfully ignorant(Usually found in sentences like "Why are you such a Cooper?").
Example: When he came crashing through the door, wet and muddy, Chase and I were wondering why the hairy beast had to be such a Cooper.
Coop-bomb n. - Similar to any normal doggy fart, but much, much stinkier than anyone could imagine and lingers much longer. Also frequently accompanied by noise.
Example- Chase and I were laying in bed when we were smacked in the nostrils by a Coop-bomb.
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